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TOWER OF QUESTIONABLE
APPETITES

REAL-TIME BOSS RUSH / VOL. 01

SEVEN FLOORS. ZERO GOOD IDEAS.

TOWER OF
QUESTIONABLE APPETITES.

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The bosses have issues.
Make those issues your weapons.

100%
UNQUALIFIED

HERO APPLICATIONS OPEN

YOUR LUNCH BREAK STARTS HERE

DODGE DAD

160 / 160

SIR CRUMBS

WAIT FOR THE PEEK

MOVE

STEP 01 / POOR LIFE CHOICES

PICK YOUR PROBLEM.

Two warm-up bouts stand between you and the tower. The queue just got longer.

ENEMY SELECT · TESTING ONLY

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THE ITINERARY

GOING UP?

7
FLOORS

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THE TRICK IS THE TREAT.

Every boss has a glowing tell. Get close. Press E. Enjoy the consequences.

PERSONAL BEST · CURRENT BALANCENO BAD DECISIONS. YET.

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